What L O V E stands for
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
...E = End of life
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Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
...and even if mended
!!!a crack is always there
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,When Nights are long & Friends are few
.I sit by my Window & think of u
.a silent whisper a silent tear
.with all my Heart i wish you were here
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When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God
...that everyone should have a friend like yo
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
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,When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone
make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart
.coz broken hearts have no spare parts
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,Most people walk in and out of your life
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart
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,Good FRIENDS are hard to find ,harder to leave
and impossible to forget
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.Don't frown
.You never know who is falling in love with your smile
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,When it hurts to look back
,and you're scared to look ahead
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there
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...When u feel sad
,To cheer up just go to the mirror and say
,damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness
...But don't make this a habit
!!Coz liars go to hell
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.One day Love and friendship met
?Love asked-when i already exist why are you here
Friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good
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,If you love someone, put their name in a circle
,instead of a heart, because hearts can break
but circles go on forever
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,If all my friends were to jump off a bridge
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them
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;To handle yourself, use your head
To handle others, use your heart
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,Smile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
,and miles of smile just because you smiled
I wish your day is full of SMILE
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Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
...just bring SOMEONE to marry me
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A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart, FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart
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...A friend is sweet when it is new
...it is sweeter when it is true
...but you know that
...it is the sweetest when it is u
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Mountain can fly, river can dry
you can forget me but never can I
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Destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
...who gets to stay in your life
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Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks
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If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die
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-:Meaning of Friendship
F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I-------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S-------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I-------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
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,If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST
,If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE
,If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST
!!and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST
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Don't shut love out of your life by saying
it's impossible to find
;The quickest way to receive love is to give
;The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly
And the best way to keep love is to give it wings
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:Love is sweet poison
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place
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Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
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What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes
the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
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Someday u may lose ur hair
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks
coz u cant lose wot u don't have
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...You look so fine! I want to
break your heart and give you mine
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,You are like the sunshine so warm
...you are like sugar, so sweet
...you are like you
and that's the reason why I love you!
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...Love is like war
...Easy to start
...Difficult to end
Impossible to forget
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Do you believe in love at first sight
?or do I have to walk by again
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,I've seen angels in the sky
,I've seen snow fall in July
,I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do
!But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you
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,This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat
,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat
cat, 20seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all
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The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass & flowers too
?If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you
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,A triangle has 4 end
,square has 3 end
,segment has 2 end
.but our friendship has no end
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Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure
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Roses are red, violets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
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,Friendship is a priceless gift
.That cannot be bought or sold
,But it's value is far greater
.Than a mountain of gold
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had
taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
of it!
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have
an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
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And the winner is
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police
You know your Armenian when ...
1. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year.
2. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
3. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.
4. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
5. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
6. You have never used your dishwasher.
7. You eat all meals in the kitchen.
8. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.
9. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
10. You always leave your shoes at the door.
11. You have a piano in your living room.
12. You play a musical instrument.
13. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).
14. You twirl your pen around your fingers.
15. You hate to waste food.... a. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. b. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
16. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
17. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
18. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save/steal every time you get take
out or go to McDonald's.
19. Ditto for paper napkins.
20. You never order room service.
21. You own a rice cooker.
22. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
23. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or law.
24. When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
25. You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in The apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood.
26. Your parents' house is always cold.
27. Your mom drives her Mercedes to the Price Club.
28. You only make long distance calls after 11 PM.
29. You always cook too much.
30. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
31. You e-mail your friends at work, even though you are only 10 feet apart.
32. Your parents send money to their relatives in ARMENIA.
33. You're always late.
34. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.
35. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or
electronics.
36. You never discuss your love life with your parents.
37. Your parents are never happy with your grades.
38. You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you're never going to use them again.
39. You keep used batteries.
40. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
41. Your relatives either work in medicine or real estate.
42. You tell all your friends about me.
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