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I hope all of you are doin well so,umm i just wanted to say that im not usin the hc so you can message me on facebook x) kevork baghdadian :D ;) byez.!

well seems like nothing changed in this site oufff sirously it's getting boring in here im out ya bye guys later maybe yeah maybe coming baby :P

I don't know if this is true, but just in case. To all my friends on Face book!! the Turks set up a fake group... do not go to ''24 April 1915'' it will unleash viruses and is very anti-Armenian... warn your friends...The Group called 24 April 1915 is fake, a Turkish propaganda group, fake Armenian names, made to insult Armenians and Armenia. DO NOT OPEN any pictures as they carry viruses!!!LEAVE THAT GROUP NOW!! Please pass this on to your people on Face book. Thanks!!!

A couple of biologist had twins, one they called John and the other - control.

- An organic chemist turns into a foul odor. - An analytical chemist turns into a procedure. - A physical chemist turns into a straight line. - A biochemist turns into a helix. - A chemical engineer turns into a profit.

The chickens in a large hen house started to quarrel, wounded each other and many of them died every day. The upset farmer hurried to a consultant, and asked for a solution to his problem. "Add baking-powder to the chickens' food," said the consultant, "it will calm them down." After a week the farmer came back to the consultant and said: "My chickens continue to die. What shall I do?" "Add strawberry juice to their drinking water, that will help for sure". A week passed, and again the farmer came to the consultant: "My chickens are still quarrelling. Do you have some more advice?" "I can give you more and more advice," answered the consultant. "The real question is whether you have more chickens."

Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."

An Armenian a German and a Turk got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The German was first in line; he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain. The Turk was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Turk was also led away whimpering loudly. The Armenian was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," The Armenian replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it." And what is your second wish?" the Sheik asked. The Armenian smiled and said, "Tie the Turk to my back" !!!

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.'' The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''

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