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A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot.

When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs though, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his back. That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint b... Read More

-Oops! :S

-Pull the pin and count to what?

-Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

-I dunno, press the button and find out

-What does this button do?

-Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you?

-My brakes are fine.

-Nice doggy.

-It's fireproof.

-I wonder where the mother bear is.

-This doesn't taste right.

-look ma! no hands!

-No, du... Read More

Daddy's on the Phone!


"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy.

She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But, honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run up... Read More

whats this omg

Well isnt this supposed to be better then the old version...its like a new site doesnt have to do with Armenian Club...wtf.....wish the old version is back or we willhave to deal with this one sooner or later.... ... Read More

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