Daddy's on the Phone!
"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But, honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run up...
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