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Ich hab STYLE
Ich bin BIG PIMPIN
Egal wo ich bin, es mach immer
BLING BLING

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
•In ancient China, people committed suicide by eating a pound of salt.
•According to U.S. laws, a beer commercial can never show a person actually drinking beer.
•A car travelling at 100mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.
•The average... Read More

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent................... Read More

ARMENIAN CLUB IS SUCKING REALLY BAD! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ARMENIAN CLUB, THE ONE WHERE I DIDNT NEED A USERS GUIDE TO USE. AND IF I WANTED TO HAVE A MY SPACE I WOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN ON IT...WTF IS THIS NEW ARMENIAN CLUB ABOUT?? SO CONFUSED AND WE ARE GOING TO CANCEL OUR ACCOUNT. WE ARE NOT HAPPY NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT!... Read More

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot.

When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs though, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his back. That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint b... Read More

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