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Vartanik has 10 brothers and sisters, and Vartanik`s dad want's to "be with" his wife but he can't because the kids won't leave them alone. so Vartanik`s dad goes out rents a movie and gets some popcorn. he puts in the movie and puts the popcorn on the table and tells the kids if any one of you eats the popcorn 2 at a time he's gonna stick a stick in their .... so that he can "be with" his wife longer. so the kids are sitting there and eating their popcorn and Vartanik drops his popcorn and it g... Read More

vartaniks dad comes home one day and asks "vartanik where is your mom?" and vartanik sais "she is on the roof doing some business with some man" so his dad sais to him "go on the roof, im gona shoot up with my shot gun, and then come back and tell me what happened" so he goes up, and the dad shoots, then vartanik comes running down from the roof, and his dad asks him, "what happened?" and vartanik sais "oh noting, (mamai verevi peroshe cheka, en martuel 2 dsevere) moms lips are missing, and so i... Read More

Vartanik returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked `How much is 2x3` I said "6" replies Vartanik. "But that`s right!" "Yeah, but then she asked me `How much is 3x2?`" "What`s the fucking difference?" asks the father. "That`s what I said!"... Read More

A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, a... Read More

One day Vartanik dies and goes to heaven. He meets a guy up their named Gurgen. One day Gurgen says: "Vartanik , how did you die?" Vartanik says: "I froze to death . What about you ?" Gurgen says : " I thought my wife was cheating on me so i searched the whole house to find a guy . When i didn`t find the guy , i had a heart attack and died ." Vartanik says: " You stupid moron , if u checked the freezer , we both would have been alive now."... Read More

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