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How do you become one?

It's true when they say 8 hours of sleep is good

One day vartanik graduates from school and gets at a hotdog factory. One day his father came to visit him and while he is around he asked some questions. he asked "how do the hot dogs come out from that cow"? vartanik says "you just put your di** in the cows pus** and the hot dog comes out" and his father replies "once i put my di** in your mama's pus** and a donkey (esh) like you came out".... Read More

one day vartanik was taking a bath with his grandma when he decided to ask why she had a split between her legs. thinking that vartanik was too young to know what that was, she proceeded to tell him that one day when grandpa was chopping wood, the end of the ax flew and hit her there. vartanik replied "DUP DUZ BOO*****IT zargav?"... Read More

One day class ended a few minutes early, so Ms. Margo decided to ask the students what their mothers did for a living. Some of the responses were, My mother is a doctor, architect, nurse, home maker etc... then came Vartanik's turn. He replied my mother is a SUBSTITUTE. Confused, Ms. Margo asked Vartanik what he meant. He said, my mother sometimes puts on a real short dress, lots of makeup, high heal shoes and then walks up and down Santa Monica Blvd. Ms. Margo said I think you mean she is a PRO... Read More

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