Why was the blond climbing the glass wall? To see the other side.:) One blond was driving by and came upon another blond. She saw the other blond rowing a boat on dry land and the blond in the car came out and yelled at the other blond in the boat, "hey, it's because of you blonds who always give blonds like us a bad name!!!" and then she yelled again waving her arm in the air, "you know, if I knew how to swim I would come over there and kick your ass!!!" What do you call someone who is a nat...
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When I look at all the Christmas lights
Mostly red and white.
A thought comes to my mind
I can't be with you Christmas night.
The distance is much too far
But that's where I'd like to be
Maybe Santa will pick you up
And bring you here to me.
So Merry Christmas darlin'
And a Happy New Year too.
While you're celebrating the holidays
Remember... I love you....
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You are my destiny
You share my reverie
You are my happiness
That's what you are
You have my sweet caress
You share my loneliness
You are my dream come true
That's what you are
Heaven and heaven alone
Can take your love from me
'Cause I'd be a fool
To ever leave you dear
And a fool I'd never be
You are my destiny
You share my reverie
You're more than life to me
That's what you are...
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