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General ....My reign is most definitely felt in Sydney. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch break making them more efficient in the areas of heat retention. My family hails from the old country Armenia and im 3/4 myself. I translate slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award winning operas and I manage time efficiently. I can cook 30 min brownies in 20 minutes. Im an expert at monopoly, a veteran in love. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious fire ants. Music I play bluegrass banjos I was scouted by the Yankees and im also the subject of many documentaries. When im bored I build large suspension bridges on my beach front balcony. I enjoy urban hang gliding and on Wednesdays after work I repair electric appliances free of charge. Im an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics world wide swoon over my original line of hemp wear. I don’t perspire. Im a private citizen yet I still receive fan mail. I have been caller ID for two years. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Moby dick, to kill a mocking bird and met David Copperfield and still had time to refurbish my room that afternoon. I know the exact food items in every shelf at the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week when I sleep I wake up upside down in my bed. While on vacation in Spain, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. Television the laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and my bills are always paid on time. On weekends to let off steam I participate in full contact origami. Years ago I found the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I breed prize winning clams. I have cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka not to mention a spelling b in Yemen. I have performed open heart surgery and have spoken with Elvis, not to mention that I am the wonder women. There is a lot more; you could say this is just the tip of the ice berg the question is how far down the rabbit hole do you want to go? P.S.... I sell dreams--good ones..............I even make some of them come true……

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My heritage “Armenia” Throughout our Armenian history we have been dealt a few bad hands, we were trampled over by most the of the ancient worlds big players. Nearly wiped out in the 20 the century, the Soviet Union stayed for 70 years. Tensions with neighboring Azerbaijan flared in the 1990’s and a continuing economic blockade has strained the economy, making fuel and some other commodities scarce. None of this has prevented us celebrating our culture and enjoying our laid back life-style. Geography: Armenia is located in the southern Caucasus and is the smallest of the former Soviet republics. It is bounded by Georgia to the north, Azerbaijan to the east, Iran to the south and turkey to the west. History: Armenia is one of the smallest and oldest civilizations. Armenia has been populated since prehistoric times and the location has been proposed as the site of the biblical Garden of Eden. Armenia once included Mount Ararat which in biblical tradition has been identified as the mountain that Noah’s ark rested on after the flood. We were also the FIRST Nation to adopt Christianity in 301 AD. War: The Armenian Genocide, also known as the Armenian Holocaust refers to the slaughter and the forcible removal of over 1’500’000 Armenians during the government of the young turks from 1915 to 1917. History wrote it “The Armenian Genocide” however the republic of turkey rejects the notion that the events constitute Genocide, claming rather that the Armenian deaths were a result of inter ethnic strife, disease and famine during the turmoil of World War 1. The Genocide was actually the first annihilation in the twentieth century in which 1'500'000 person was brutally slaughtered. Most Russians and Western Scholars believe that The Armenian Genocide was indeed the first genocide of the 20th century, or a campaign of state of ethnic cleansing and mass extermination. An example some western sources point to is the sheer scale of the death toll as evidence for a plan to eliminate Armenians. To date 21 countries have officially recognized it as Genocide. How can History be replaced? If murdering a single person is inhumane, then assassinating a whole nation is considerably more? I dedicate this piece of writing to each and every forcibly displaced, unfairly expatriated, and nostalgic immigrant who suffers pain and endures the difficulties of life with hopes to survive, transfer their language and tradition to the following generations, and live to tell the tale. God BLESS